зимородок-хохотун (babamora) wrote,
зимородок-хохотун
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Internet is for porn

Чудная песенка из мюзикла "Avenue Q"
Вот такая собственно

Подогнал, как водицца malaya_zemlya

Текст песенки
KATE MONSTER
The internet is really really great.

TREKKIE
MONSTER
For porn!

KATE MONSTER
I got a fast connection so I didn't
have to wait.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE MONSTER
There's
always some new site.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE
MONSTER
I browse all day and night.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For
porn!

KATE MONSTER
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of
light.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE
MONSTER
(spoken)
Trekkie!

TREKKIE MONSTER
(sung)
The internet
is for porn! The internet is for porn!
Why do you think the net was
born?
Porn! Porn! Porn!

KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
Trekkie! What are
you doing?

TREKKIE MONSTER
Hello, Kate Monster.

KATE
MONSTER
You are ruining my song.

TREKKIE MONSTER
Oh, me sorry. Me
no mean to.

KATE MONSTER
Well, if you wouldn't mind, please,
being
quiet for a minute so I can finish?

TREKKIE
MONSTER
Okey-dokey.

KATE MONSTER
Good.

(sung)

I'm
glad we have this new technology.

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn.
(oop!)

KATE MONSTER
Which gives us untold opportunity.

TREKKIE
MONSTER
For porn. (ooops, sorry!)

KATE MONSTER
Right from your own
desktop...

TREKKIE MONSTER
For p----.

KATE MONSTER
You can
research, browse and shop...
Until you've had enough and you're ready to
stop!

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn!

KATE
MONSTER
Trekkie!

TREKKIE MONSTER
The internet is for porn!
The
internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
Me up all night honking
me
horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE MONSTER
(spoken)
That's gross!
You're a pervert!

TREKKIE MONSTER
Ahh, sticks and stones, Kate
Monster.

KATE MONSTER
No, really, you're a pervert! Normal
people
don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet!

TREKKIE
MONSTER
Ohhhhh?

KATE MONSTER
What?

TREKKIE MONSTER
You
have no idea. Ready, normal people?

BRIAN
Ready!

GARY
COLEMAN
Ready!

ROD
Ready!

TREKKIE MONSTER
Lemme hear
it!

(sung)

GUYS
The internet is for
porn.

PRINCETON
Sorry, Kate!

GUYS
The internet is for
porn.

PRINCETON
I masturbate!

TREKKIE MONSTER
All these guys
unzip their flies for...

GUYS
Porn! Porn!
Porn!

(spoken)

KATE MONSTER
The internet is not for
porn!
Hold on a second!

TREKKIE MONSTER
Wha?

KATE
MONSTER
Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod,
check your
portfolio and trade stocks online.

ROD
That's correct.

KATE
MONSTER
And Brian, you buy things on
Amazon.com!

BRIAN
Sure.

KATE MONSTER
And Gary, you keep
selling your possessions on eBay!

GARY COLEMAN
Yes, I do!

KATE
MONSTER
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday
card.

PRINCETON
True.

TREKKIE MONSTER
But Kate... what you
think he do after, hmmm?

PRINCETON
Yeah.

KATE
MONSTER
Ewww!

(sung)

GUYS
The internet is for porn.
The
internet is for porn.
Grab your dick and double click
for porn! Porn!
Porn!
Poooorn!
Poooorn!
The internet is for,
internet is
for,
internet is for porn!

KATE
(spoken simultaneously)
Gross! I
hate porn! I hate men!
I'm leaving! I hate the internet!
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